Take those headphones off right now!

(Source: iamnevertheone)

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fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

(Source: himynameistade)

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urgentcum:

types of friends:

  • the hot one
  • the skinny one
  • the skinny hot one
  • the obligation
  • the hater
  • the past
  • the one you actually like

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thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes

quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”

Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot

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Don’t worry, I will be.

(Source: thatshumanity)

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  • Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
  • Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4

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